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Joke of the Day

"My husband doesn't believe me that the Bible instructs him to make the coffee in the morning. It's there, clear as day. Hebrews."

"Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road."

"On my latest trip through New England I was really impressed with New York City but Boston just blew me away"

"I quit smoking for good Now I smoke for evil."

"Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride."

"When ""Tickle Me Elmo"" was a big deal, there had to be a quality assurance department... Imagine, a whole group of people whose job was to test tickles."

"My library charges me a dollar for every book I check out. It's a paper-view."

"What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat."

"What is the difference between a kid and a fridge The fridge does not scream when I put my meat in it."

"I should call you Dr. Cause you just got a PhD in gettin schooled."