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Joke of the Day
"What did the blind man say when he passed by the fish shop? Hello ladies"
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"Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because the parrots-eat-'em-all"
"Guaranteed best way way for anyone to catch a Bird.(pour salt on it) Because If you pour salt on it, your close enough to just pick it up."
"What do you call a half gay man? A semicolon."
"My husband has a blanket pulled up over his face. I think this means he wants me to talk to him."
"Why are there no American flags at the DNC? Because the delegates were standing on them."
"Bob Marley in Saudi Arabia I Shot The Sharif"
"Dear autocorrect, at no point in time have I meant to say ""I'm affordable"" instead of ""I'm adorable"". Stop embarrassing me."
"WOW! This gym thing is a lot harder than it looked on Instagram."
"Father's Day is the day my wife gets on all fours and lets me do ANYTHING I want to her. I usually lay back and use her as an ottoman."