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Joke of the Day
"My great grandpa died in the holocaust. He fell off his gaurd post."
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"Are you guys all right? No, you're all left. (Stolen from a master comedian from x factor)"
"At my funeral I'm going to have a Sharpie chained to the coffin so friends can draw one last dick on my face."
"I saw my first porn yesterday I was so young back then...."
"What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation? TBC"
"The Comic Wonder of the week is ""The Contest"" by ReedBurns [audio]"
"How does King Arthur take his pills? An African or European swallow"
"I rented some heavy lifting equipment in Kiev from a company called You Crane."
"What's believing in evolution? Apetheism"
"*puts leash around pet lobster* I think there will be games and lots of friends to play with Pinchy *walks into Lobsterfest* COVER YOUR EYES"