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Joke of the Day
"This ice cream is legen - wait for it - DAIRY."
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"The Matrix would have been an entirely different movie if... ...Bill Cosby got the role of Morpheus. ""The red pill or the blue pill?"""
"People are always mistaken thinking there is only 1 letter in the pirate dictionary, in actual fact there is 10 Eye eye, argh and the 7 seas"
"Why did the jalapeno put on a sweater? Because he was a little chile"
"Hey I really like you. I wanted to know if you'd like to gradually grow to despise each other over the next 4-5 years."
"What did the pilot say to the Vietnamese mechanic underneath the plane? "" ""You are the Nguyen beneath my wings"""
"Gay jokes arn't funny Come on guys."
"Why is UPS so great? They always deliver!"
"That awkward moment when you have to get over someone you never even dated."
"I always thought Americans should say ""B"". Because Canadians say ""Eh"", and Mexicans say ""Ci""."