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Joke of the Day
"Do they sell 2017 calendars by the month? Not sure I want to commit to a full year."
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"I would even do the thing Meat Loaf wouldn't do for love for you."
"Unless you're telling me how to skip it in the future, your voicemail greeting wastes my time."
"He Who Farts In Church... ...Sits In His Own Pew."
"Chicken and a frog found a book The chicken says ""book book book BOOK!'' The frog responds ''Read it Read it Read it!''"
"Photon A photon goes to a hotel to find a room.. the man at the desk asks if he would like any help with his bags and the photon says ""I don't have any.. I'm traveling light."""
"At a gag gift exchange, I gave a woman a hotdog and a condom She said ""Frankly, I never sausage a small weiner."""
"Is your refrigerator running? Good, mine too. See you at the refrigerator race tomorrow."
"A website for religious potato chip lovers...Christian Pringle."
"Women - What is the similarity between women and garbagebags? - You fill them up and toss them out the door!"