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Joke of the Day
"BASEBALL! All the excitement of football squeezed conveniently into 162 five-hour games!"
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"I think Lady Gaga's next outfit should be made of spaghetti... If that's *pastable*"
"How do comedians stay in shape? They do set ups."
"It weirds me out my phone won't swear. What, is it religious?"
"How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a tampon and ask which period it came from."
"Learning to write jokes is like when you first start having sex... You think it's easy and it's gonna make people happy but you end up just leaving people feeling confused and disappointed"
"""You wanna play the rape game?"" ""-No!"" ""-That's the spirit."""
"What's the best way to pick up a woman? Like a sixpack"
"I'm still waiting for the day that I will actually use x2 + why +8 [(x + 2y 2 = a-z] + 2x 3 + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y 5Z 3= k= 9 in real life"
"Huffington Post says all that passive aggressive behavior can harm your marriage. In other obvious news, water is wet and the sun is hot."