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Joke of the Day

"So I was listening to classical music really loudly the other day when suddenly... My speakers Baroque."

"Joke look into the mirror"

"Funny, this warrant doesn't feel so outstanding."

"You drink WAY too much, and you have questionable morals . . . me talking to myself in the mirror before going out at night ."

"The shortest hunter joke Two hunters go by a bar"

"Why did the chubby kidney doctor go to the weather convention? He heard they were looking for meaty urologists."

"420 is a gateway holiday to harder, more serious holidays."

"How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike? Because you never forget!"

"Want to hear a clean Joke? Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty one? Bubbles is a man"

"Why hasn't Beetle Bailey retired from the Army yet?"