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Joke of the Day

"So I was listening to classical music really loudly the other day when suddenly... My speakers Baroque."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong socks this morning."

"Why was 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 had some PCP and was going ape shit!"

"Who was the best prostitute in history? Ms.Packman, for 25 cents she'd swallow balls til she died."

"What did the Atlantic say to the Pacific? Nothing. It just waved."

"Do you have a turn down? Turn down for what?"

"Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur's court? Circumference."

"Is there a punchline to this chemistry joke? Nobelium"

"What happened to the tyrannical peach? He got impeached!"

"What made Gandalf spend most of his time in the Shire at brothels? Love of the Halflings' queef."