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Joke of the Day

"I won $3 million on the Lottery this weekend. I decided to donate a quarter of it to Charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75 and she has $.25"

"Funny pick up line Are you from Japan? Because I want to get in Japanese!"

"I don't care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert."

"What do compassion and sex have in common? Without passion it's only cum!"

"Your mom's so poor She has to name her town in animal crossing Value Village."

"Hello, welcome to the evening news, where we're going to scare the shit out of you for 45 minutes, then weather & sports. Stay tuned."

"Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact? It was completely runed."

"So there we were, 2 vs 100. We prepared our attack and started off strong... Killed 'em both."

"Find out why i'm changing the colour of my house lamps You'll see me in a different light after this"