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Joke of the Day

"I won $3 million on the Lottery this weekend. I decided to donate a quarter of it to Charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75 and she has $.25"

"What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube? My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds."

"Why does a flamingo stand on one leg? If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over."

"I like to put Aunt Jemima next to the Uncle Ben in my pantry. I'm hoping for a love connection."

"My friend made this joke after there was an accident at his gym where him and his friends to parkour. My friend broke toes while doing a wall flip. I guess he got off on the wrong foot."

"Sitting in traffic wishing I had a Sasquatch to lean out of the passenger window and make police car noises."

"My mum likes mixing drinks But I have no idea why she wanted me to put vodka in cider."

"What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy woman who's on her period? You get your palm red for free."

"My favorite knock knock joke when I'm feeling like an asshole. Knock Knock. Who's there? To. To who? Actually it's 'to whom'."

"What's a vaccines favorite song? Shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots"