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Joke of the Day
"What do your internal organs call their dating life? Their homie-hoe-status"
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"I wish some people could actually see their personality when they look in a mirror."
"Boss: ""Thanks for making me my coffee. You know what'd go well with this?"" Me: ""The antidote?"" Boss: ""No, a nice..Wait, what?"" Me: ""Nothing"""
"What do Smokey the Bear and Alexander the Great have in common? Their middle name."
"Racism Test- What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot of course."
"Friend: just make small talk *later, on date* Me: so...grains of sand Her: uh yea- Me: dwarves Her: are u okay- Me: bottle caps"
"I wonder if mutes ever sign ""Now that's what I'm talking about!"""
"What do you call 40 mexicans standing in your yard holding hands? Spicket fence."
"Why was the lizard nervous in bed? He had reptile dysfuncton"
"Your body is your temple is a really terrible proverb to promote chastity. Literally anyone can come inside a temple."