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Joke of the Day

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, then why can't he fix my marriage"

"What was Adolf Hitler's favourite computer game? Mein Kraft."

"Why did the mangaka fire her assistant? She didn't like his tone."

"My 4 year old loves wrestling with the family. He's Hulk Hogan, I'm The Rock and our 1 year old is the folding chair."

"What do you call an empty town after dinner? Desserted"

"Homeless people's dogs must think, ""Damn, this is the longest walk ever!"""

"What does it mean when you're on a date and he pushes you in front of a bus?"

"Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas? Because he was on the nautilust."

"Wanna know why everyone is a pizza delivery guy? Because if you pick up pizza, you're delivering it to yourself !! edit: RIP inbox!!!!"

"Doctor says I'm not supposed to eat before falling asleep... ..but how am I suppose to eat **after** falling asleep?"