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Joke of the Day
"Office morale has increased noticeably since we put a tarp over Dave's body"
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"I am so dwarf that... I am so dwarf that people don't take me seriously enough to win any competition other than stand up comedy!"
"what do u call a turtle running on a 9V rechargeable battery? Dura-Shell"
"When my goldfish starts acting like a jerk I remind him that his bowl is microwave-safe"
"""Doesn't it feel good to Payless?"" no, i want to be rich & shop at good stores"
"Did you hear about the guy that went to court over a stolen bag? It was a brief case."
"What's the difference between having sex on two twin beds pushed together and Reganomics? You get fucked and fall through the cracks."
"I had a one night stand with an Amish guy the other week... He never called me back."
"Brother: How do you top a car ? Sister: Tep on the brake tupid."
"""I'd hit that"" -old people who drive"