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Joke of the Day
"Office morale has increased noticeably since we put a tarp over Dave's body"
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"Q: What do men and sperm have in common? A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being."
"Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes? Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."
"She told me to give her 9 inches, and make it hurt. So i fucked her 3 times, and punched her in the nose"
"A Jew found some money He counted it and some was missing"
"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wipes his butt."
"What do you call a discount sauna? A steam sale"
"David Cameron: Tax evasion is morally wrong, I leaned that from my father. The tax evasion bit, not the morally wrong bit."
"How do you confuse an irishman? Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick."
"Nick Kroll and Amy Poehler are moving to France to start a family... They want a house full of French Krollers."