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Joke of the Day

"IAN: Just how do fleas jump so high? ME: Your guess is as good as mine I: I reckon they wear tiny tiny Air Jordans M: Ok I take that back"

"What's brown and sits on a piano bench? Beethoven's final movement."

"Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake One blonde yells to the other ""How do I get to the other side?!"" The other blonde responds ""You are on the other side!"""

"I hate waiting in lines. At prom I was overjoyed because there was no punch line."

"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket.. And says ""Some asshole's got my pen!"""

"I like my coffee the way I like my slaves... Free."

"Two guys walk into a bar.... The third guy ducks. Lol"

"I heard a wild, made-up, native american folk story the other day... It was some Crazy Horse shit"

"Don't bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up, I will lick you."

"You know you're clumsy when you drop a stick playing air drums."