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Joke of the Day

"What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery? Only one cannoli."

"I'm the most anti-social person I know"

"Never go to a place that has burgers, sushi, chicken wings and donuts on one menu. Never."

"What do dads never forget to include in their ""dad"" jokes? PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave."

"What do you call a bread that's not too bright? a dimwheat"

"Slave1: I never knew my parents Slave2: same Moses: I was put in a basket & placed in a river Slave1: do baskets float? Moses: they do not"

"Canada is not a vast empty woodland. Our monetary system proves our civility. 5 beavers is worth a caribou 4 caribous are worth a loon And 2 loons are worth a polar bear."

"This dog must been at some wild ass party last night. He still wearing a lampshade around his neck."

"I'm ok with women faking it in bed. I faked everything to get her there."

"How many music majors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 16 One to screw it in and 15 others to stand around and talk shit about how bad the one person did."