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Joke of the Day
"A developer tried to pull weeds out of his garden... ...but he didn't have root access."
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"I had to file a sexual harassment claim against a squirrel in the park yesterday... ...he wouldn't stop trying to grab my nut sack."
"Why I don't like people: 1% logical reasons. 99% just because."
"Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life."
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C."
"Recursion What does the ""B"" Stand for in ""Benoit B. Mandelbrot""? Benoit B. Mandelbrot."
"Maturbating when hooked up to a heart monitor really gets the nurses running around. They never know if you are coming or going."
"What did one Snow Man say to the other? Hey, you smell carrots?"
"Today my girlfriend yelled today saying: ""You weren't even listening just now, were you?"" What a weird way to start a conversation."
"What do you call a fish with no eyes A fsh"