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Joke of the Day
"I feel sorry for Santa..... I hear he only cums once a year....maybe it's his age....."
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"Took my first cab ride last night And I gotta say, the price was fare!"
"No checks (Czechs are welcome)."
"Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young? Budweiser"
"Today reminds me of how bad a terrorist is.. at playing Jenga."
"Every time I hang out with my old roommate from college, we get drunk. I think he may have a drinking problem..."
"What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas? Cancer"
"""And on the seventh day God rested""... because even omnipotent beings need rest too, ya know."
"Yogi Berra has officially gone home. But he should have gone to 1st for the force out. Rip yogi Berra."
"""When I learned how to edit videos I felt like the Flash..."" Friend: ""Why, because you fast learner?"" Me: ""No, because I fucked up the timeline."""