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Joke of the Day
"What's Keemstar's pornstar name? Creamstar."
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"Something is good and/or bad and makes me happy and/or angry. Please copy and paste this as your status update if you agree and/or disagree."
"What did the chef say when Hannibal Lecter sent his breast meat back, complaining it was overcooked? ""TOUGH TITTIES!"""