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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport? Because its a band substance"
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"That awkward moment when someone adds you on Facebook, but never says hi in real life."
"I made fun of a lady swaddling her dog in a blanket and she overheard and turns out it wasn't a dog it was her baby hey have a great Monday."
"Porn addiction is a serious thing I have first hand experience."
"My penis is so long When i put it on my keyboard, it covers all the way from A to Z"
"I have a joke thats more fucked up than it is funny. Why do guys slap girls butts? To make sure thier guts dont fall out. Sry"
"Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke? Mark is black."
"The only reason I ever get any women is because of who I am A rapist."
"Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president? Because he doesn't do cardio."
"Cheesy pun I once had a dream about cheese. It was all gouda until a muenster appeared and started chasing me"