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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a badly cooked beef? A misteak."

"What do you call an Italian man with a rubber toe Roberto"

"I had to check my printer because I thought I heard music coming from it. It was the paper jamming."

"A guy just offered me 8 legs of Venison for 40. Does that sound too dear?"

"Brussel sprouts are like blow jobs If you get 'em forced down your throat young you'll never have a taste for them when you're older"

"Employers are now blocking Twitter at the office. Is there a way I can do that on my home computer? Asking for a guy who should be working."

"Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't.. Because they're just numbers"

"What do you mean you were really drunk? I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you."

"I'm DJ Con$tapation I don't give a shit."

"I failed my Biology test yesterday I was asked to name a parasite currently living in Britain. Apparently 'Muslims' isn't the correct answer."