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Joke of the Day
"Today I saw a dead baby ghost... Upon reflection, it might have been a handkerchief."
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"I wanted to write a poem about you but I'm having a difficult time finding the words to rhyme with chlamydia infected narcissistic harpy whore."
"What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down? Nothing. He just laughed."
"What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy? A Nietzsche market!"
"What's the difference a Whore and a Bitch? A Whore will fuck anybody, a Bitch will fuck anybody but me."
"My wife used to be a nun... But I got her out of the habit."
"My doctor told me to start killing people. Well not in those exact words. He said I need to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing."
"If Mississippi wears her New Jersey, what does Delaware? I dunno, Alaska."
"What type of condom does Spock use? Vulcanized rubber!"
"When you unfollow me, I find your name on a Coke bottle, shake it up, put it back on the shelf and whisper ""suck it"" under my breath."