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Joke of the Day
"So, a baby seal walks into a club."
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"What did the Australian grandmaster say to the waiter after eating? Check, mate."
"[looks up at arresting officer] are you mad at me"
"Knock knock joke from my 10 year old cousin. Knock knock. **Who's there?** Police. **Police who?** Police let me in, its cold out here!"
"A&P is in bankruptcy, and Stop & Shop is buying some of their stores. They'll be called Stop & P."
"Corporations big and small rejoice as taxes are lowered in St. Louis for businesses. Once again proving that famous saying; Missouri loves companies."
"two muffins were in an oven. one muffin turns to the other muffin and says ""its hot in here "" the second muffin turns to the first muffin and says "" holy shit a talking muffin"""
"retweet this to electronically sign my petition to ban windmills worldwide . we've had enough bird casualties . and for what ?more wind ?"
"What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks."
"I wish it was my job to sit around laughing at tweets all day. Actually, he is unaware, but that's what my boss is paying me to do anyway."