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Joke of the Day

"I heard Venezuelan currency has inflated so much they are weighing it instead of counting it. Looks like they finally transitioned from bolivars to pounds."

"You may recognize me from such films as: HR surveillance footage 11/13/12 HR surveillance footage 01/22/13 HR surveillance footage 02/28/13"

"Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy"

"I hated facial hair at first, but then it grew on me!"

"Damn girl are you a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you."

"What do you call a noisy Chinese dog? How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)"

"HEY YOU GUYS! Last chance to date me before I call it a day and start wearing socks under sandals."

"""If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you-"" *interrupting* haha, he said prick"

"Who never gets his hair wet in the shower? A bald man."

"What's the difference between an incomplete riddle?"