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Joke of the Day

"If you have a six-pack and a friend drinks five of your beers, what do you have left? One less friend."

"*wife offers me a sip of her water* m: Am I gonna catch what you have? w: No m: w: m: Are you sur- w: You're not going to get my period!"

"IT routine is full of jokes What is suitable for the employer it's real pain in ass for the recruiter"

"What's the difference between america and a bottle of milk? In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture"

"Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now."

"Nobody under the age of 23 has any recollection of life before the internet. I hope that fact makes you vomit like it did me."

"I do most of my lying when I'm trying to get off the phone."

"I want anarchy Because my keyboard is missing one."

"How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb? One."

"I just don't understand how to properly put together a play on words I think I'm just going to throw away my script for *The Dictionary in the Attic: An Anne Frank story*"