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Joke of the Day

"If you have a six-pack and a friend drinks five of your beers, what do you have left? One less friend."

"Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Officer: No a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle."

"What is amnesia? Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings"

"How would it be living in an only men city? I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while."

"Try saying ""I heaven this order"" three times. Nothing wrong if you do :)"

"Why do Yoda's jokes always suck? Says the punch line first, he does."

"The woman who injected her 8-year old with Botox for beauty pageants has lost custody... The child didn't look surprised..."

"Anxiety: making it impossible to tell the difference between a minor problem and a catastrophe since the development of the frontal lobe!"

"A B-grade nursing student asked the Professor of Urology for his opinion of her ""Urinate"""

"Sometimes I just go to work for the free internet."