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Joke of the Day

"Airline food is getting worse and worse The passengers on the Germanwings flight said it tasted like they were literally eating rocks."

"You know what I find odd? Every other number."

"Did you hear about Kurt Cobain's new album? He did a cover of The Wall by Pink Floyd"

"If it looks like a duck & swims like a duck & talks like an angry duck policeman, then you about to fail a sobriety test son"

"When I see someone in public talking on a bluetooth..I like to position myself on the other side, lean in & whisper ""It's ok I see them too"""

"Why did the USSR agree to a nonaggression pact with Nazi Germany? They were Stalin."

"What do Brazil and lesbians have in common? Neither like touching balls."

"Did you know Elvis used to have a boat called the ""Jailhouse""? That fucking thing rocked."

"How do French psychologists like their beverages? froid"

"Confucius say... Man who walks everyday barefoot will have a tough sole"