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Joke of the Day
"Irony. The opposite of wrinkly. Thank you. I'll be here all night."
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"Why is chess confusing in Australia? ""That's check, mate."""
"I took up guitar lessons recently. It's pretty simple, really. Unless the song requires the blue button."
"Even reddit goes down more often... than my girlfriend."
"My wife claims watching me do karate ""isn't foreplay."" Why am I even alive."
"""I'm done with this shit."" He thought as he closed Reddit, locked his phone and stood up."
"What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off? A stroke of genius!"
"SUBWAY EMPLOYEE: What would you like- ME: I'D LIKE TO CREATE A SHOW ABOUT DOGS COOKING PIZZAS SE: -on your sub? ME: PUPPERONI"
"Did you hear about the guys who snorted curry powder instead of cocaine? One of them now has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma."
"Kanye West."