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Joke of the Day
"What does the ""B"" in Benoit B Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B Mandelbrot."
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"When the Paris attacks occured, did anyone think to call Ja Rule for some answers?"
"What do you get if you boil funnybones? A laughing stock."
"What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? incorrectly"
"What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race? ""The track is alright."""
"A real ""nonstop flight"" would be terrifying."
"Fact: If you eat a slice of pizza fast enough, your body won't understand how many calories are in it."
"Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up? A: ""Good morning Bill."""
"My Bestie just got banned from Taco Bell. I cannot wait to hear this story. I have given table dances at Taco Bell and not got kicked out."
"I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire but I've only come up with one: Lying."