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Joke of the Day

"""I'll put this somewhere I won't lose it."" (I'll hide it somewhere I'll never see it again.)"

"I bought my Nan a stairlift the other day... She said it drives her up the fucking wall."

"Why do Native Americans make the best strippers? Their dancing can make it rain."

"Where do people keep their gay porn? On a hard drive."

"I told my son about the birds and the bees. He then told me about the postman and my wife."

"A study has shown that women are better than men at driving in fog.. Well of course they are. They're not looking where they're going."

"It's like my fridge sends texts inviting all my friends over the moment I fill it up."

"The D word that everyone's been feeling at work is depression. I guessed the wrong word, apparently. Aaaaand there's HR calling me. Brb."

"The Illuminati doesn't scare me They never even kill anyo"

"What do you call a Mongol with an infectious skin disease? A leprekhan"