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Joke of the Day

"An Australian man living by the cliff has prevent over 150 suicides, during the 50 years he has lived there... ... by shooting them himself."

"Patient: Doctor, doctor I don't know what's wrong with me. Sometimes I think I am a wigwam and sometimes I think I'm a teepee. Doctor: Relax Mr. Robinson, you're two tents."

"The only way I'd get within six feet of some people is if I'm standing on their grave."

"Why is it better to hire fifty $20 hookers rather than a single $1000 escort? More poorgasms"

"how to beat an egg: - literally pick any game you want, they dont even have hands"

"I found a lamp in a back alley When I rubbed it the genie said 'You may have a long memory, or a long penis' I forget my response"

"Formulae for finding the stopping time of a musical object? E=MCHammer... you know what just down vote I don't care any more. _ I'm fed up being gay!"

"What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can't dip a vampire in your tea."

"A Quebecer staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper. ""Black pepper, or white pepper?"" asked the concierge. ""Toilette pepper!"" yelled the Quebecer."

"If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it, then my illegal logging business is a success."