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Joke of the Day
"What sort of soup do skeletons like? One with plenty of body in it."
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"We need to look at how the world really works, not just accept the way we are told it works."
"Most of my workday is me thinking what my couch is doing right now."
"You know what they say when you go black.... ....you're raising that kid by yourself."
"Studies show there is actually intelligent DNA in women. But unfortunately most of them spit it out."
"Me and Justin Trudeau have alot in common... We both hope our budget will balance itself"
"Its the little things that bring the most joy - Like sneaking a home pregnancy test in the shopping cart of a mom/daughter combo & observing"
"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? He's a small medium at large."
"All you dads out there couldn't hold a candle to my dad. He's petrified of candles."
"Why did the airplane fall out of the sky? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread"