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Joke of the Day
"Why is North America so salty? Because its Na."
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"Why are terrorists eco-friendly? They're biodegradable."
"Doctor: I have some bad news. You HAVE to stop masturbating. Man: OMG Doc, WHY? Doctor: I'm trying to examine you."
"A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar The bartender says ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"Do you want to hear a dirty, heavy, wet joke? Elephant in the mud. I'll see myself out."
"Wife: Who was that on the phone? Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau. Wife: What did he say? Husband: He asked if the coast was clear..."
"A far right party wins an election in Germany with 60% of the vote. I did nazi that coming"
"English people smh... 75% of English people do not know the opposites to these words. Always Coming From Take Me Down"
"At this point, History Channel, you might as well just take that final step and change your name to Speculation Television."
"Instead of God, try worshipping a golf cart for a few years and see if it makes any difference."