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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear what happened after an Iranian mullah walked head-first into an airplane propeller? The shi'ite really hit the fan."

"That awkward moment when someone adds you on Facebook, but never says hi in real life."

"I saw two blind dudes fighting the other day... .. and I yelled ""I'm rooting for the one with the knife!"" Both of them ran away."

"New way to avoid pregnancy: Wear double condom with chilli powder in between. If outer breaks she will know, if inner breaks u will know."

"Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his class was so bright!"

"Where do you find an enlightened mosquito? In Bhuddapest"

"Did you know? That atheism is a non-prophet organization."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass..."

"What's Tim Cook's new nickname? Jack The Ripper"

"Three men brought four cigarettes onto a boat, but then realized they had no lighters or matches. What do they do? Throw one cigarette off the boat and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter."