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Joke of the Day

"If all the good ones are taken and you are single, what does that make you?"

"What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet? Jesus in a submarine."

"What do you call a religious person who gets into x rated movies, but then stops watching them, but then starts watching them again later on? A porn again christian."

"Did you hear about the lactose intolerant man who ate a whole wheel of cheese? it was not gouda for him later."

"Apparently, if you jump out of a plane wearing parachute pants, it doesn't break your fall at all. But you can carry about a hundred combs."

"I like my women like I like my dog. Actually, No. I prefer the dog."

"Someone please invent a service to grocery shop for you but also cook it into a meal and also the meal is pizza oh it's pizza delivery"

"Keep saying yellow and soon enough It'll sound like you're saying gullible."

"A Pokemon Joke What Pokemon likes to run? Lucardio!"

"What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean? I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face"