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Joke of the Day

"If all the good ones are taken and you are single, what does that make you?"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus? You only need one nail for the frame"

"Ever since I was a kid I had always wanted to be a door to door salesman... But then I found it's a hard knock life"

"Jumps into shower Shower : I have a boyfriend"

"I got 99 karma but link ain't one."

"To catch a grandpa, you must THINK like a grandpa *eats butterscotch candy, clicks on obvious spam email*"

"You can't make everyone happy. You aren't a jar of Nutella."

"I dont tweet much abt my goal to poop every letter of the alphabet. Did the easy ones (C, J) yrs ago. Just toughies left. Your B & W. Your Q"

"I've got a really crappy joke for you... ... Nevermind, it's too corny."

"The 16yo tells me he's been revising all day. His browser history suggests he's got his YouTube exam in the morning."