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Joke of the Day

"How do you find a naked man in a nudist colony? It's not hard."

"Why don't Mexicans play bridge? Because they're afraid of the trump card."

"You see me driving 'round town with your Alzheimer's mom and she's like, forget you."

"What do you call the Loch Ness monster on drugs You're high ness"

"[doctor gets job as 911 operator] ""What's your emergency?"" MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE ""Hmm ok let's wait a few weeks and see how it is then"""

"What is the official fruit of gays in Texas? Canteloupe"

"What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window? The Defenestration of Smaug."

"Islamophobia is a lot like acrophobia ... understandable to an extent."

"I saw a really nasty wreck on the way to work this morning... ...wish I had had time to pick her up."

"Which cheese is made backwards? Edam."