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Joke of the Day
"Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ? Because he is an x-boxer"
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"What's the difference between sperm and lawyers? Sperm have a 1 in 3,000,000 chance to become a human being."
"13 Hours Why did Hilary Clinton not go watch the movie 13 hours? She already slept through it once. Edit: sleep to slept"
"I just burned 2000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven when I take a nap."
"Have you ever ordered a honeymoon salad? Lettuce Alone."
"Sex is like Maths: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply."
"two men walk into a bar one man goes to the bartender and says ""i think i will have some h2o"". then the second man says ""that sounds good I'll have some h2o too"". The second man died"
"What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog? Yo dawg I washed yo dog."
"[offensive] what's pink and covered in cobwebs Madeline McCanns bike"
"If you love someone, let them sleep."