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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia? Because he was Snowden"
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"Who sang the song that goes... ...""that's neat, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat, I really love your tiger feet""?"
"What's the difference between Brussel sprouts and snot? .. Kids don't eat Brussel sprouts !"
"my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and i ate them because im a velociraptor disguised as a milkshake vendor lol owned"
"Hot girls on Twitter: Single and straight: 3% Lesbians: 12% Taken and straight: 15% Men: 70%"
"What do you call a set of computer generated jokes? A comedy subroutine"
"Why did.. Q : Why did Manchester United go to Stamford Bridge? A : Four Nothing"
"Paychecks are like dicks... Although you don't go around comparing yours to other peoples, you always hope it's a little bigger."
"I told my friend she should work at a tire shop... She does the best rim-jobs I've ever had."
"I had a huge home party last night and I was unpleasantly woken up by a surprise blow job. Next time I'll sleep with my mouth closed."