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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: He was hit by a bus"
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"Did you hear about the kid who died in the school freezer? Apparently he was ""too cool for school""."
"[girl points at my scar] What happened? Oh that? Old sports injury. [flashback to me sprinting after an ice cream truck]"
"A lady went to the hospital after her husband beat her black and blue... After examining her under the bright lights, the doctor sent the white and gold lady home."
"Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again?"
"*murderer looking for me* Murderer: I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me... Me under bed: *cry sings* He's just a poor boy from a poor family"
"If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!"
"a well educated penis is one that rises so the lady can sit down"
"I called the Paranoia Hotline: This guy answered and said, ""How the hell did you get this number?"""
"Anderson Cooper: ""the Arizona wildfire is flaming out of control."" Arizona Wildfire: ""Wow, isn't that the pot calling the kettle black."""