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Joke of the Day

"a well educated penis is one that rises so the lady can sit down"

"What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground. Except for the eagle."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch an ounce of ganja Jack lit up and took a puff And Jill cuffed him. She was DEA. Jack died in prison."

"There CAN be a Beatles reunion!! All we need are 2 bullets."

"A Spartan boy was ripped from his mother at seven and subjected to daily beatings My mother calls at 40+ to make sure that I'm still eating"

"I once got a d in school. It was degrading."

"What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague? Cancelled Czechs."

"I think my wife considers me her rainbow. Or at least, according to her, I'm on the spectrum."

"While everyone is pre-occupied with the reddit CEO/admins/FPH ban, don't forget what's really important The New England Patriots deflated their footballs."

"How does a Muslim find a goat in tall grass? Sexier when his child bride is holding it."