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Joke of the Day
"I love to challah at Jewish chicks."
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"Thinking of starting a website that auto-tweets when you j/o. ""I'm the mayor of MY GARAGE on JERKSQUARE."""
"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's meant to be. So only become emotionally invested with boomerangs and dogs."
"What do you get when you put a root beer in a square glass? A beer."
"I just saw a pregnant woman I'd like to make double-pregnant."
"If your partner is overweight, get them to walk 3 miles in the morning and 3 miles in the evening. After 2 weeks the fat fucker will be 84 miles away"
"I just had 'the talk' with my kid. You know, the one where you break the news that Batman isn't real."
"Life is like a box of chocolates It's full of nuts, expensive, and severely disappointing."
"If women do the splits, do men do the banana splits?"
"Mickey Mouse divorces Minnie Mouse ""Mickey Mouse, it says here that you want to divorce Minnie Mouse because she was.... extremely silly? ""No, I said she was fucking goofy."""