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Joke of the Day
"Puts cardboard cutout of myself at my desk a week ago* Receives check* Dang I just got a raise"
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"One hair in my soup Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup. - And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!"
"Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation? He didn't want any beef."
"What do gay horses like? Big fat horse cock."
"What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley? Elaine"
"What drink does hitler hate the most? Juice"
"I replaced the glass in my bathroom windows so the tree outside can see exactly what I do with toilet paper. You know what paper is? I yell"
"Did you hear about the Oklahoma idiot who married an American Indian? They had a baby and wanted to name it to reflect both races. So they called it Running Dummy."
"Why do black people where baggy pants? 'Cause they're knee grows!"
"Dating is a lot like fishing Sure, there's plenty of fish in the sea. But until i catch one, I'm just stuck here holding my rod."