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Joke of the Day

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"Firemen are always really friendly, until they figure out it was you that started the fire."

"Why couldn't I have been born rich instead of so ridiculously witty?"

"Indiana Jones: [screaming as his hand is crushed under a door] ARRGGHHH! WHY? WHY DID I REACH FOR MY HAT? I OWN SO MANY HATS!!"

"If Santa knows who's being bad, maybe he could have given us a heads-up during the early planning stages of the Holocaust."

"A terrible plane crash occurred in Lithuania last week. A two-seater airplane crash landed in a cemetery and exploded. They've recovered 300 bodies so far, and they're still digging them up."

"What's blue, small and sits in a corner? A baby with its hand in the power socket."

"What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit? [deleted]"

"The Japanese soccer team visits an orphanage in Spain. ""It's so sad to see the hopeless looks on their faces"", said Rico, age 6."

"Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross? - A: A first-aid kit!"