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Joke of the Day

"What we all have in common is how extra stupid we look when we stop everything and focus on removing a stray hair from our tongue."

"An Investigator would also be a good name for a crocodile with tons of venture capital. FYI, i know the difference between the two but it doesn't sound right with a word echo."

"I'm here to tell you the truth about Trump voters! [deluded]"

"Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing? Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!"

"Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!"

"A wizard walked into a gay bar and disappeared with a poof"

"Dyslexia didn't stop Mark Twain being a great writer He didn't even suffer from it."

"Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out, who was left? (Really?) Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out, who was left?"

"What do baseball teams and muffins have in common? They both rely on a good *batter*"

"Polls show that 80% of black males enjoy sex in the shower The other 20% had not gone to prison yet"