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Joke of the Day

"someone using bare hands to put salad on a plate is letting you know they're not here for discussions about etiquette or anything really"

"Some people follow their dreams, I follow lunatics on the internet."

"Before we talk about this very complicated topic, you should know that I read several sentences about it in an article once."

"People say ambidextrous people contradict themselves. On the other hand, I disagree."

"How do you know when a vegan gets to the party? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"Why do white girls walk in groups of odd numbers? Because they literally can't even."

"What is a toad's favorite genre of music? Hip hop."

"I need to start buying Tupperware to store my leftovers before throwing them out two weeks later."

"My friend's WoW character couldn't go forward anymore. You'll never guess what he said !? "" wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"""

"If Pringles really wanted the fun to never stop they'd make those tube things like 5 feet long."