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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!"

"The difference between Julius Caesar and a Rapist? Caesar came, saw, and conquered, a rapist saw, conquered and came."

"BREAKING NEWS: Overworked Janitor Sweeps the Nation."

"But I love food, why would it want to poison me? :("

"I just opened a shop called Beatbox. We only sell boots n cats."

"Three guys walked into a bar... the fourth one ducked."

"A boy walks into confession.... a short commotion later the lad limps back out"

"What did one snowman say to the other? Smells like carrots!"

"What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use a urinal? Because the p is silent."