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Joke of the Day
"I forgot my brother's birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing yet."
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"Sometimes when I get a compliment I stop, moonwalk out of the room and yell ""Thank You ""just to leave them hanging."
"Osama Bn Laden Jokes in the title."
"I predict the iPad's small-but-not-quite-small-enough size will be a source of great consternation for fanny pack enthusiasts."
"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S manufacturing non-competitive... Donald Trump, 2012."
"Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ? They were Holo-costly"
"""I'm sorry"" and ""my bad"" mean the same thing... Unless you're at a funeral."
"""Hey, careful with that iPod, man, that was expensive."" ""So? You didn't pay for it."" And that's how my kid learned the truth about Santa."
"What do you call a collection of memes? A memeoir."
"What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist? Nothing, giraffes aren't real."