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Joke of the Day

"I've been making an effort lately to be better with women. I'm trying to be more assertive, as well as insertive."

"Fred Flintstone only gets haircuts in the UAE... It's the only place he can get an Abu Dhabi Do!"

"What's the biggest lie on the internet? ""Thank you for **choosing** Comcast."" Edit: fuck it, let's hear all the biggest lies you people know. Yes, I mean *you people*."

"What's a german's favourite number? Nein"

"What do you say when you friendzone a brony? Friendship is magic."

"Did you guys hear about the blind man who got hit in the head by a football? He never saw it coming."

"If Psy has a kid Does that mean he does it broken condom style? I'll just show myself out."

"Girl are you a plumber? Cause i wanna make you moen"

"What happens when a Jew runs into a wall with a boner? His nose breaks."

"Whats 12 inches long and drives women crazy? [NSFW] A still born..."