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Joke of the Day
"What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play? Green Eggs and Hamlet"
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"Walked into the gym and did 1 push up in front of everyone, then ripped off my shirt and walked out grunting 'You did it. You did it.'"
"Not impressed with the speed of the internet back in my day, I could open my bedroom window in the fall and get Chile."
"""I have a dream that one day little black children will work together with little white children, to destroy Superman."" Martin Luthor King"
"[at restaurant] ""check, please!"" [waiter leans over] sir, again, there are no monsters under the table ""ok....goodnight"" wait what"
"I phoned my work this morning and said, ""Sorry boss, I can't come in today, I have a wee cough."" He said, ""You have a wee cough?"" I said, ""Really? Cheers boss, see you next week!"""
"Zweireiher Mantel Trenchcoat Hee Grand Damen Fruehling Herbst elegant Zweireiher Mantel Trenchcoat"
"Still wake up in a cold sweat thinking about my love note that was passed to the wrong boy in kindergarten."
"Why was the chef mad? He had all the money in the world, but no thyme."
"If you watch Jeopardy backwards, it's about rich people paying money for answers to questions. That is all."