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Joke of the Day

"My cat freaked out when I told him he was adopted. Granted, I spelled it out on the floor with a laser pointer."

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"What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum? A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)"
"Who did the Indian Girl choose to Marry? No one. Her parents chose for her."
"Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks ""Do all of you want a drink?"" The first logician says ""I don't know."" The second logician says ""I don't know."" The third logician says ""Yes!"""
"What's hard, long and has cum in it? A Cucumber..."
"What food reduces a couple's sex life by 90%? Wedding cake"
"I never could bring a woman into my house. At first, because of the parents. Later, because of the wife."
"I finally got hired at the local adult store First day on the job I got a raise!"
"(OC) What do you call Helen Keller punching someone? Senseless violence."
"Temples are free to enter but still empty. Pubs charge to enter, but are full. People ignore inner peace &choose; to pay for self destruction"
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