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Joke of the Day

"a fish walks into a bar..... the bartender asks ""what will it be?"" Fish replies "" am dying for a glass of water."""

"Vaccine to cooties 4chan"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile and 6 has children."

"Don't judge a woman by her granny panties but by what's inside."

"I have a long distance relationship with an anorexic girl. Lately I've been seeing less and less of her."

"Diet day 1 I have removed all the bad food from the house. It was delicious."

"Why do weathermen name hurricanes after women? Because when they come they're wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car with them."

"Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up? A: It is two tired."

"No, Groupon. Not even an 89% discount will lure me to ""An evening of yoga and rock climbing."""

"Alcohol is our worst enemy Good thing Jesus taught us all to love our enemies."