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Joke of the Day

"What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers? I'm confused."

"Does almond milk come from crazy cows? Cause they gotta be nuts, right?"

"What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement? Not enough cement"

"Did you hear about the midget that finally came to terms with his homosexuality? He just came out of the cupboard."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your cock down a cheerleader's throat"

"Yo' momma so stupid... she thought euthanasia was a student exchange program."

"Popcorn is great but why did we stop there? This is America & I intend to find out what other foods would be delicious if we exploded them."

"TIFU by getting arrested for taking a clock to school"

"What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes? A TV Tropism."

"Classic nursery rhyme Jack and Jill went up a hill, each had a quarter. Jill came down with fifty cents, you think they went for water?"