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Joke of the Day

"the human body is about 70% water but there is not one fish chillin inside of us smh dam humans wack as hell"

"Is it yoga if you wear sweatpants all day and then hunch over the garbage can as you eat a burrito?"

"I asked my girlfriend if looks and money were important to her when choosing a boyfriend... she said ""Clearly not."" :-("

"I get high before I get my Drivers License pic taken. That way I look normal if I'm pulled over."

"How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2, but God knows how they got in there."

"The most sexist joke you've ever heard. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; give a man a vagina and you feed her for a lifetime."

"What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm? Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron."

"When they start getting the 5-day forecast right then maybe I'll listen to their climate change theories."

"What bait do you use to catch a space fish? A worm hole"

"Why did Sarah fall off the swings She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there Not Sarah"