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Joke of the Day
"When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams."
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"Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells? Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big."
"Sometimes I feel like if it weren't for the free coffee and internet, I'd never go to work."
"If the star of Anchorman asks the singer of 'Happy' to star in his next film... Will Pharrell say yes?"
"Satan: you can spend eternity in hell OR you can go to work for the first time in 5 days. Me: hmmm Satan: well? Me: IM THINKING, DAMN IT"
"What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint."
"[walks into Halloween party with a hot dog taped to my head] ""What are you supposed to be?"" ME: I'm not wearing a costume"
"Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War? Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!"
"What's the bro-iest airport in the US? LAX"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man ""How do you breath through that thing?!"""